Ok… So for all of you new meathead lovers that doesn’t know who Zyzz is, below we’ve attached a photo of him and a link for you to learn more about him. Zyzz was probably the cockiest, most shredded human beings on the planet, but he unfortunately passed away a year or so ago.
So what does Zyzz have to do with this post? Well we received an email from a guy stating this:
Going ape shit on Facebook supporting steroid use on gym memes pages and various bodybuilding support groups. He has a hard on for Zyzz. Claims he is the second coming of Zyzz.
If this guy is the second coming of Zyzz then he has some serious work to do. This guys body fat percentage is more comparable to Christina Aguilera’s body fat than the Zyzz. Among other things he really needs to work on the straight face… he doesn’t look intimidating at all.
ZYZZ – View his interview with Simply Shredded
What is a Herman you ask? Well we asked the same question when we received an email about the latest trend in Sydney Australia.
Here’s what we received from a fellow Meathead Lover from Australia:
Sydney Australia is the metro sexual capital of the world. These Herman’s are very common in Sydney. Its time for the rest of the world to wake up. Metro Sexuals are on the rise. End of the day……”Cheers to HERMANS, more women for the rest of us.”
I think what our meathead lover is saying is that Herman is the female version of a Heman. Metro Sexuals are taking over Sydney. And the guy in this picture is proving it with his Justin Beiber highlighted hair combed to the side. Another lesson learned from this photo is to take photos of yourself with less athletic dudes in the photo… It ALWAYS makes you feel better about yourself. Heyooooooooooooo.
Posted by admin | Posted in MeatHead, Straight Face | Posted on 03-08-2011
It’s been a while since I’ve posted some good meathead photos and the reason is because I’ve been a little busy with other projects. One thing I do love are when you guys send me in some photos of your local meatheads.
So this guy who’s name we’ll leave out of it looks like a wannabe meathead. He sent me a photo saying “Listen.. Cut the crap. I got what it takes to be the best. If you get in my face, my boys, im gunna hit you. I got testo running threw my veins. Meat Rate me!”
So here’s my rating: DOUCHBAG
This wannabe tough guy has it all going wrong. He’s got blue earrings that look like he’s trying to match his girlfriend’s dress at prom. He’s got the worst straight face I’ve ever seen… you’re not supposed to look like you’re going to kiss someone… you’re supposed to look like a badass. The cut off shirt was a big “no no.” If you’re going to wear a cut off shirt at least make sure you have the guns fully loaded and flexing. And if you’re going to try and grow a mustache/goatie, make sure it at least grows in full otherwise shave the pubes off.
P.S. Try another shade of lipstick…
Comments from the original sender “This typical meathead (or guido as Americans call them) from Perth Australia thinks he’s tough. He’s sucking in his gut trying to look thin, and flexing his bicep trying to make it look big, while in-fact he’s just squashing all the fat in his arm together. As most wogs do, they never do cardio before a workout, they only work on their chest and arms, have poor technique and therefore he has chicken legs, a fat gut and no definition what so ever.”
I couldn’t agree more. This Guido or “meathead” as they call them in Australia is really focused on taking a solid picture. He’s wearing a beautiful gold chain, nice tight wife beater, and is either throwing up gang signs or this is his first time flexing for the camera. The guy hit the nail on the head with the outfit but overall it’s kind of an amateur picture in the fact that he hasn’t perfected the meathead look. He needs to focus more on his pose as well as his facial expression. He definitely needs to take more self photos and take as many as he can until he has the straight faced meathead flex.
Today we’re going to analyze the Perfect Straight Face Juicehead look. The key to having the perfect straight face is to imagine something that really pisses you off. Yes you may be in a good mood and yes you may be three sheets to the wind, but the key here is not the moment, it’s a photo that will be posted on facebook and seen by many. Ok… so imagine something horrible… maybe someone just bumped into you in the club, or someone just drank your protein shake… Relax the face, keep the lips numb, tilt the head back, and STARE. Stare like someone just kissed your mom and you’re holding back a punch. Let me know if this was helpful! Send us your photos today!
I think this might be the best picture on this website. We’ve got four different kinds of meatheads. Let’s start from the left. This guy’s not really a meathead but he’s got a badass one eyed look and a chain to go with it. Then we’ve got the completely shaven gorilla meathead in the middle with the “I’m so damn tough and freaky at the same time… haven’t you seen my nipple rings?” This is the type of meathead you never want to be alone with… He’ll either beat you up, or frisk you up… if you know I mean. Then theres the goofy meathead who doesn’t know what the hell is going on. Should I smile? Should I give the straight face? Should I throw the peace sign up? Where am I? I still have to give him some credit though because he does look to shave his chest, gold chain, and he’s rocking the spikey hair. He’s almost there. Finally there is the guy on the right… He’s the typical “Hit the weights hard and make a straight face meathead.” He definitely has the better look than everyone, but I did notice one thing… he’s still rocking the floral abercrombie draw string swim trunks. This is such a 2004 meathead look. He needs to visit bodybuilding.com and catch up on the latest swimwear trends.
Look at this meathead… haha. I’m so strong I can dead lift my dog without making a face? Typical meathead. Even his dog has the “hard” face. Don’t want to mess with these two. Anyway… this guy really has his shit together… the tore up jeans, leather belt, no shirt, shaved arms, straight face, and he’s even rocking a trucker hat. Typical meathead in his own world. Heyyyooooooo….
Classic Meathead with the small dog. I think it’s a mentality thing. This is their opportunity to show their sensitive side of the tough man look. Workout hard in the gym… take photos of yourself without a smile and show the girl you’re a badboy with an attitude. Then find an ally and take your little bitch dog for a walk. Classic!!!
So here’s how it went… I opened up my email and received this photo from a guy who said his friend is a classic meathead. I kind of have to agree… But it’s almost like this guy is trying extremely hard, so let’s critique him. I do have to say, he is giving it his all in this photo. I’ve never seen anyone actually use two hands to take a photo of themselves on a camera phone. Maybe it was because it accentuated his traps and biceps… who knows but all I can say is that I feel bad for those chains around his neck. They’ve got about one more workout on them before they pop right off his neck. This guys face is priceless… the eyes are bugging out, the nostrils are flared, and the lips are firm… probably took 4 or 5 photos before he had one he could send out to people. Regardless I love the photo and think he’s awesome. Good job Mr. Meathead.