Comments from the original sender “This typical meathead (or guido as Americans call them) from Perth Australia thinks he’s tough.  He’s sucking in his gut trying to look thin, and flexing his bicep trying to make it look big, while in-fact he’s just squashing all the fat in his arm together.   As most wogs do, they never do cardio before a workout, they only work on their chest and arms, have poor technique and therefore he has chicken legs, a fat gut and no definition what so ever.”

I couldn’t agree more.  This Guido or “meathead” as they call them in Australia is really focused on taking a solid picture.  He’s wearing a beautiful gold chain, nice tight wife beater, and is either throwing up gang signs or this is his first time flexing for the camera.  The guy hit the nail on the head with the outfit but overall it’s kind of an amateur picture in the fact that he hasn’t perfected the meathead look.  He needs to focus more on his pose as well as his facial expression.  He definitely needs to take more self photos and take as many as he can until he has the straight faced meathead flex.

I think this might be the best picture on this website.  We’ve got four different kinds of meatheads.  Let’s start from the left.  This guy’s not really a meathead but he’s got a badass one eyed look and a chain to go with it.  Then we’ve got the completely shaven gorilla meathead in the middle with the “I’m so damn tough and freaky at the same time… haven’t you seen my nipple rings?”  This is the type of meathead you never want to be alone with… He’ll either beat you up, or frisk you up… if you know I mean.  Then theres the goofy meathead who doesn’t know what the hell is going on.  Should I smile?  Should I give the straight face? Should I throw the peace sign up? Where am I?   I still have to give him some credit though because he does look to shave his chest, gold chain, and he’s rocking the spikey hair.  He’s almost there.  Finally there is the guy on the right… He’s the typical “Hit the weights hard and make a straight face meathead.” He definitely has the better look than everyone, but I did notice one thing… he’s still rocking the floral abercrombie draw string swim trunks.  This is such a 2004 meathead look.  He needs to visit bodybuilding.com and catch up on the latest swimwear trends.

So here’s how it went… I opened up my email and received this photo from a guy who said his friend is a classic meathead.  I kind of have to agree… But it’s almost like this guy is trying extremely hard, so let’s critique him.  I do have to say, he is giving it his all in this photo.  I’ve never seen anyone actually use two hands to take a photo of themselves on a camera phone.  Maybe it was because it accentuated his traps and biceps… who knows but all I can say is that I feel bad for those chains around his neck.  They’ve got about one more workout on them before they pop right off his neck.  This guys face is priceless… the eyes are bugging out, the nostrils are flared, and the lips are firm… probably took 4 or 5 photos before he had one he could send out to people.  Regardless I love the photo and think he’s awesome.  Good job Mr. Meathead.

I’m speechless… this Meathead has followed the Meathead book page by page without skipping a step.   He’s got the muscles with no shirt, the shaved arms and chest, the sunglasses at night, the infamous CAMO shorts with no belt, the white gold chains and bracelet, the meathead tan with no tan lines, oh man I could go on and on and on.  Regardless this guy is owning the night… and it’s always sunny in a meathead’s world, that’s why you’ll see a majority of them wearing their sunglasses at night.  One Word… Heyyyooooo